Have a dependable, licensed, insured vehicle
Live in Missouri, preferably no less than 20 minutes from me
Be a non-smoker
Be ok around cats
Be able to stay off your phone during your shift
Be a woman
Be at least 35 years old
Be able to work without a constant audience. If you can't ever shut up, don't contact me.
Be able to pass a criminal background check.
Be able to comfortably lift and carry 30 pounds.
Provide birthdate in initial contact. Nothing nefarious, I'm just into astrology
Be non-racist. I'm caucasion, and I don't care at all what color you are, as long as you're ok with my pink Irish skin, lol. Character not color, to paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. All colors encouraged to apply.
Starting pay is $9.25 per hour. I will get you up to $10.50, or possibly even $11, within 60 days, if you work out. You will be paid through Medicaid, bi-weekly, through direct deposit. Unless the Missouri government fails, your paycheck is secure.
Also, once you've demonstrated that you can do the job, there will be MANY perks and small bonuses.
In your reply, please answer the following questions:
1) if you could, which one would you be:
Evil Dictator trying to take over the world (Lex Luther, Zod, Voltron, Mickie Roark, etc.)
Historical figure from the past (who?)
Smartest person in the world
Alien from another galaxy
2) If you were a super hero, what would your power(s) be?
3) If you could travel back in time, and change one thing, one moment in time, one single event, what would you change, and why?
4) Are you capable of coloring outside the lines?
5) If you won billions in the lottery, what are the first five things you'd buy?
6) Describe your perfect pizza
7) If you could re-name the Milky Way galaxy, what would you name it?
Ok, that's it. I'm asking these seemingly silly thing so I can find out about you as a person. I'm looking for someone who's just a tiny bit left of center, just a little bit skewed. Like me. Thank you and I hope you had some fun with the quiz. If you would like to add any questions of your own, and then answer them, i would love it :-D